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SPINERGY RIMS® SPINERGY Contest

There once was a skinny old judge,
who objected to eating dark fudge.
But when nuts were sprinkled,
his nose uncrinkled,
and now he's become quite a pudge.

My figure skating career was brief, but notable. After my first major appearance, headlines everywhere read, "Pairs figure skater throws judges curve ball when she skips triple Lutz to drop-kick partner."

(Best read with a Southern accent.)
Why Officer, you looked so masculine hiding by the side of the road that I was smitten. I sped up just so I could meet you. Why, look at me I'm all a'quiver!

from my obsession
fleet-footed Mercury comes
how stormy his wake

(*Mercury: in Roman myth, the messenger of the gods)

The pyramids hold treasure,
for those who can measure,
the distance from east to west.

As my refrigerator advanced menacingly, I assumed a fighting karate stance. It was then that I realized the fridge was a decoy and it was the stove behind me I should worry about.

Kindergarten is full of risk. Sometimes you hit a home run; sometimes you pee your pants.

I do not like to write kids books,
I'd rather hang them all on hooks.
I will not write about a crow,
a dog, a horse, or mosquito.
I will not with this hat I'm wearing,
nor while I'm eating pickled herring.
I will not write them if you please,
The rhyming drivel makes me sneeze.
I do not like them, not one bit!
That is why I quit, quit, quit!

Downwind of a sap-filled grove of maples, the burnished leaves rustled in the autumn wind. We could not have known whose footsteps we followed, but for the their desire not to be forgotten. The treasures of a time long past were gathered and buried, uncovered this day. The brainchild of our ancestors of seekers, of plunderers, of pirates, of fearful, courageous, self-serving, suffering souls. Their images now cemented in the eyes of this day.

I will get a raise because I followed your footprints down the hall and watched you capture the blow up statue and take it into the closet!